There are also Coke Oreos.
I get why they hate us now. I get it. Like ya I see this image and I'm instantly filled with rage against western decadence and depravity. For sure.
I miss when the Dorito tacos came out and Doritos made Doritos that tasted like the Dorito tacos
Those were good Doritos
Now that I'm thinking of it - I think Bell Pepper Cola might be pretty cool. But there might be a fine line between cool and reminiscent of vomit.
This almost certainly exists in one of those collector soda shops.
I mean, I would try it but I expect it's gonna end up as a xylitol / gas pain / emergency diarrhea situation.
I generally only drink water and like maybe green or sleepy tea with lemon juice in it. but for about an hour each day, I can have as much diet soda or one of those like seltzer drinks as I want. [I quit refined sugar, wine/booze/beer and nicotine, so this is my last vice.] usually it's like maybe 12 oz, but I was at a party recently and had like 3. I was fucked up on that diet soda ride.
my taste buds are very reactive now to sweet flavors, so imagine this would taste crazy sweet.
emergency diarrhea implies the existence of scheduled diarrhea
Sometimes you find a restaurant that you love but your body doesn't
crazy sweet.
I'm certain it's pumped full of the strongest sugar substitutes known to man.
[Artificial sweeteners] can be 200 to 700 times sweeter than table sugar.
Facts About Sugar and Sugar Substitutes | Johns Hopkins Medicine
Coke Zero tastes better than regular. there I said it (don’t hurt me pls)
I would try a sip, but idk if I can promise to consume half. Maybe we could be like real commies and all share the same coke can!
Everyone make sure Brennan doesn’t see this or he will lose his shit
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"Heh, fuck wizards and their beans. Capitalism gave us everything flavored everything"(I know, I know...I'll go do penance for that reference now)
I wanted the onion-flavored cola.
![[Not the Onion] Oreo Coke](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/348b4e7f-59c7-4cb8-a8a6-2b296d6964e4.jpeg){kind=link}