• Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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    3 months ago

    holy shit I'm actually wheezing from this

    I'm actually gonna write in biden for president

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    this is what he meant when he said he would "do 9/11"

  • VILenin [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    That’s weird, I thought Trump was the second coming of Hitler. I guess the Nazi armband isn’t far behind!

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I told my partner this and she refuses to believe it's not satire

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I doubt it was "for unity" tbh. Not because Joe wouldn't do that, he totally would; but I think his brain is scrambled eggs at this point, he's not playing that kind of chess anymore; all it would take is 1 Trumper in the audience handing him a hat and he'd put it on without a second thought. That's probably what happened and his handlers spun some juicy unity cope for the media. Joe probably thinks Trump was president 24 years ago during 9/11 and that he's not even running right now. He probably thinks that Presinald Trunt stopped 9/11 by telling the planes they have to go back.

    • Vernon_Tennessee [null/void, he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      Whats scary is that the same people running Kamalas campaign who act like Trump is a "threat to democracy" were also the ones insisting to voters that this man was able to be president for another four years.

  • Fishroot [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    JD vance vs AOC in 2050:

    Aoc: “ 5000 republicans endorsed me, including trump, cenk uighur and desantis”

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I knew they would eventually rehabilitate cheeto-man but I'd figure they'd wait until at least after midterms where they need "unity" or after Trump's term is over. The hitler-detector have been breaking barriers.

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      3 months ago

      It's going to be agony watching all the frothing at the mouth libs who insist that Trump will murder everyone and eat their dogs suddenly do a 180 and call him "one of the respectable ones" in 4 years time when the next Republican is on the ballot.

      • machiabelly [she/her]
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        3 months ago

        Does anyone else miss silly Hitler? Scary hitler is so scary. I wish we could go back to silly hitler. Anyway here's why your policy proposal isn't bi-partisan enough.

  • footfaults
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    1 month ago

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