I switch which scenario I believe in every hour

  • Not_irony [he/him]
    ·
    4 年前

    monkey paw closes one finger. he gets a second and third term

    • the_river_cass [she/her]
      ·
      4 年前

      I mean, if he has to whisper or risk puking himself, I think I'm ok with that. not like any of the other options are any better to begin with and the greater part of his ability to influence the new fascist movement will have been taken away from him.

      I accept this bargain.

      • culdrought [he/him]
        ·
        4 年前

        Due to his inability to speak, he now governs solely through Twitter. There will be Supreme Court decisions interpreting his tweets and turning them into case law.