Rules:
- they are in their absolute prime
- they can't form teams to gang up on anyone. This is a test of individual ability
- no weapons
Lenin was pretty athletic iirc, marx got into a lot of duels but that involved weaponry. I think marx would win most 1v1s if he was given alcohol
Suprised no one's mentioned Monkey D Luffy, Warlord of the seas.
The capitalists would win because the socialists would be all destroying themselves.
Or they'd be confused and copy them while screaming, "competition breeds innovation!"
Obviously you're talking about famous leftists, otherwise the answer is some unknown beefy soviet guy.
The correct answer is obviously Gagarin, being of peak physical ability and with a dream in his heart.
Me because I'm the one true leftist and I'm great at beating myself up
Prohably either Goku, or my dad.
Apparently Lenin was a legit weighlifting guy and would bother people about exercise techniques.
But let's get real: it'd be every Dolph Lundgren late cold war red scare character.
If we're including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money's on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.
If it's pure theoreticians, my money's on Lenin.
If we're including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money's on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.
It's probably some Olympian from a socialist country who didn't fall asleep in class and isn't a reactionary traitor. That 5 gold medal Cuban wrestler would beat the shit out of the vast majority of leftists.
there ain't a picture of bill haywood with anyone else where he ain't the biggest one there, hence the name
paul robeson would give him a run for it though
