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I am once again asking for a titan submersible emoji ever-given
steering-device does not do it for me

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    The first image of the Titan submersible sitting at the bottom of the ocean following its catastrophic implosion last year was shared by the US Coast Guard on Monday as investigators opened a hearing into the tragedy.

    Tragedy?

    Lmao fuck off CNN don't tell me how to feel about a billionaire killing themselves.

      • blobjim [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        maybe whether the guy on the boat was like, "lmao ive got an idea"

    • Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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      2 months ago

      Tragedy, noun

      2 : a serious drama typically describing a conflict between the protagonist and a superior force (such as destiny) and having a sorrowful or disastrous conclusion that elicits pity or terror

      Ocean pressure is a superior force, so it's not inaccurate.

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        and having a sorrowful or disastrous conclusion that elicits pity or terror

        It's not sorrowful., Could be disastrous so I'll give it that. It neither elicits pity nor terror though.

        You could only make a disaster/comedy about it.

        • Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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          2 months ago

          Thinking of being inside an imploding submarine fills me with plenty of terror but idk what your nightmares are like I guess

          • IHave69XiBucks@lemmygrad.ml
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            2 months ago

            being eaten by lions would be terrifying too but you dont see me being terrified cuz im not about to go jump in the enclosure. Just like im not an idiot billionaire climbing into an amateur submarine.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        2 months ago

        If a homeless person dies on the street from exposure in winter - CNN would not call that a tragedy. In fact if that happened to 3 or 4 people in the same city on the same day - CNN still wouldn't call it a tragedy. Why? Such things happen and CNN and the MSM in general ignore it. The public doesn't even learn the names of the dead.

        But some obscenely rich idiots go down to oppressive ocean depths in a badly tested tin can and the MSM says it's a tragedy. Why? Ocean pressure is not the reason.