opposide [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agoTrump is very visibly struggling to breathe mere minutes after arriving back to the White Houseexternal-linkmessage-square92 fedilinkarrow-up1176
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minus-squarethelasthoxhaist [he/him]hexbear62·4 years agohopefully he chokes to death in his sleep link
minus-squareBalkinbalkans [he/him]hexbear96·4 years agoIf his last words are "I can't breathe," then it's undeniable proof that reality is a giant joke. link
minus-squareChapo0114 [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear49·4 years agoI will cease being an atheist and become a dystheist/misotheist that very day. link
minus-squarehogposting [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear19·4 years agomesotheliomist is when you worship asbestos link
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear12·4 years agocommunion at the mesotheliomist congregation is a lot more problematic than amongst the misotheists. link
minus-squareziper1221 [none/use name,comrade/them]hexbear3·4 years agoIs Jesus' body stable up to 1200 degrees? link
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear2·4 years agoi assume yes, from a theological standpoint. imagine if you will, a theoretical visit to the hellfires by jesus. would jesus burn in hellfire? link
minus-squareziper1221 [none/use name,comrade/them]hexbear2·4 years agoThat depends on if he has his asbestos robes. link
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear2·4 years agolittle known fact: jesus could only walk on water because he wore special sandals with duckies on the sides link
minus-squareWontRead_YourReply [comrade/them,he/him]hexbear52·edit-23 years agodeleted by creator link
minus-squarethelasthoxhaist [he/him]hexbear55·edit-24 years agoi will take anything really, if he sneezes and looses his balance and fall down the stairs i will take that too link
hopefully he chokes to death in his sleep
If his last words are "I can't breathe," then it's undeniable proof that reality is a giant joke.
I will cease being an atheist and become a dystheist/misotheist that very day.
misotheist is when you worship miso soup
mesotheliomist is when you worship asbestos
communion at the mesotheliomist congregation is a lot more problematic than amongst the misotheists.
Is Jesus' body stable up to 1200 degrees?
i assume yes, from a theological standpoint.
imagine if you will, a theoretical visit to the hellfires by jesus. would jesus burn in hellfire?
That depends on if he has his asbestos robes.
little known fact: jesus could only walk on water because he wore special sandals with duckies on the sides
isn't everyone misotheist then
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i will take anything really, if he sneezes and looses his balance and fall down the stairs i will take that too