YOU WILL USE THE OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE

YOU WILL CALL ELO~N THE MEME MAESTRO

YOU WILL DAYDREAM ABOUT WHETHER YOU WILL GET A WINDOW SEAT ON THE MAGIC METAL DICK TO MARTIAN PARADISE

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Between plague and war and the world on fire
    he dusts off the playbook for a failing Empire:

    "Hide your dying system's inhumanity
    with a brand new, hate-filled, Christianity!"

    See, rhyming's easy you arrogant shit
    Now do what's right and get in the barbara-pit

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Chuds really, really like the treat printers and lean on them heavily.

      I at the least take the time to find the pictures that fit the vibes. These bazinga dipshits just open wide for the firehose.

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  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Atheism left an empty space

    Secular religion took its place

    "I sure do wonder what will fill the niche left as increasing numbers of young people stop attending church", wondered the figurehead of the large, online personality cult.

  • Tomboymoder [she/her, pup/pup's]
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    2 months ago

    Can these idiots just become Nietzsche-pulled already and drop Christianity because it’s slave morality is much too woke and beta and Jewish, I’d much prefer that.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      They sort of did that but then they finished an orbit around the chud gravity well and they're back where they kind of started. up-yours-woke-moralists

    • SubstantialNothingness [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      None of the current batch of oligarchs is going to dispose of slave/master dualism. It's a nice thought, but they're just going to do what the masters always do and re-align the slave morality with their own interests. Which means doubling down on religiosity, as Elon is currently doing.

  • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    Maybe he seek to live like Jesus Christ.

    Give all his shit to the poor and acquire some lice.

    Eat only rice.

    Treat sex workers nice.

    • engelsaxons [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      You know Elon's the type to get blacklisted from brothels because of that one time he tried to brand someone with the SpaceX Tesla logo

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Capitalists have begun realising that if they want to make conditions considerably worse for people then they need ways to offset that.

    Musk is too stupid to be subtle about it.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    "And so" said he, the divorced man

    "I have, at last, a master plan.

    To purchase things to woo a woman

    Buy her spices, silks, and linens

    Perhaps a horse for her to ride

    Will keep her loyal by my side."

    To the market he did hurry

    Moving quick and slightly worried

    He found the clothier had closed

    The flower shop had not a rose

    He asked about and found out, too

    The horses had been sold for glue

    He pulled his scalp as he despaired

    Unplugging all his plugged-in hair

    "I cannot buy the things I need,

    To get a girl to marry me!"

    He stopped a moment to reflect

    On what thing he would try next

    He called up all the fortune tellers

    Sayers-sooth and potion sellers

    Wizards, mystics, learn'ed men

    By bribe or threat he beckoned them

    He told them all (straight up of course)

    "You must make me un-divorced!"

    He drank the brews, said incantations

    Real stuff - no imitations!

    He fasted til he was delirious

    And said "At last!" (and he was serious)

    Proclaiming that he'd had a vision

    "It's not me, they need religion!"

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      The very divorced sex predator that has shown off the same Baphomet cosplay for two years on the social network site that he bought so he could say slurs without getting banned again has now decided he is also a champion of Christianity.

      Fucking clown.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Ok, I'm shit at Limericks but...

    frantically googles where Elon Musk was born

    There once was a man from Pretoria

    Who'd offer a horse to fuck ya

    Spent all day posting cringe

    Where he'd constantly whinge

    Of his estranged children's euphoria

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Checks out for the type of chud that believes laugh-cry emojis hide his rage.

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