I would have posted just the screenshot, but Hexbear is janking out so I was forced to pick this up from 
just so it'd go through. It's too dense and heavy not to make a splash in the Drej Tank.
does not give a f*ck
You bet your gosh darn rear end he doesn't!
Fuck's sakes, can "apathy makes you smart and cool actually" die already as an ideology? As always, he certainly gives a fuck about a lot of things, like trying very hard to be the Meme Maestro of the world.
except he sounds like he cares a great deal about other peoples opinions of him. just about the cringiest thing you can care about but still.
Many such cases.
is part of a generation of especially privileged cishet white techbro demographic that thoroughly convinced itself that apathy was the be-all and end-all of coolness.They care a lot about being seen as not caring.
Punk is about putting Le Epic X on your hands. The only way to do this is to be an authentic punk. Posers are physically unable to scrawl Le Epic X on their hands. Maybe it's a Straight Edge symbol, but if you're deep enough in a K-hole, maybe that counts too
Fuck, they're already the Quen
Worshipping their CEO, being all weird and hostile to everyone else
But the real politics is that Aloy doesn't wear makeup!
But the real politics is that Aloy doesn't wear makeup!
no no the real politics is that she has vellus hair.
"X" to identify lol
a straight edge hardcore crew would drag his ass out of the show and break his ribs in the alley
and i hated those fucking guys but i would absolutely cheer this on
You'd have to lure King Bazinga away from his private Praetorian Guard, but if you did, imagine the K-Hole tweet warrior versus a bunch of straightedgers.
I died a little inside reading this but also now I want to see Elons reaction to being forced to listen to Extreme Noise Terror
You know you're making a strong argument when 3 of 5 of your points are just restating the same thing...
Also, what does Mike Rowe trying to go super Saiyan have to do with anything?
If I have ever posted something like this when I was 13 I am sorry. The mere possibility of this fills me with a cold viscous shame. 😔
ELO~N is so epically punk that look at the reactions he's getting while dabbing with that swagger!
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More obscure (and therefore more punk
) than that, it's from an old Flash cartoon called The Scenesters.
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Punks often put an X on their hands to identify each other.
