Trump survives until election day. Within 48 hours of the polls closing he makes multiple, transparent attempts to steal the election, toss out valid votes, and declare himself the winner. He dies in his sleep that night. Liberals rejoice, thinking they will have a fair election. A week after election day all the mail ins have been counted and it turns out Trump won anyway.
Pence takes the presidency, names a fellow pasty white evangelical guy as his VP. Pence's presidency appeals to most Republicans, but the Trump/Q subsection hates him, and there's massive turmoil in the party. 2024 hits and the party is heavily split, and Tucker Carlson barely wins the nomination thanks to the Trump/Q crowd.
Dems see all this and continue to triangulate with the 'never Trump' crowd, leading them to push forward a pasty white evangelical woman as their nominee. MSM does their spin and liberals convince themselves that this is a good candidate.
The parties have become so convoluted at this point that the driving force for voters is whether nuclear war or a land war with China is better. Tucker "Nuke Them All" Carlson wins in 2024, but Xi presses the button before he's even sworn in. Aliens descend, dolphins rise ☢️🐬
Under the premise that we live in the stupidest of all possible timelines -- a premise I've yet to find empirical evidence against -- this is the correct answer. All Hail our new dolphin overlords!
Trump survives until election day. Within 48 hours of the polls closing he makes multiple, transparent attempts to steal the election, toss out valid votes, and declare himself the winner. He dies in his sleep that night. Liberals rejoice, thinking they will have a fair election. A week after election day all the mail ins have been counted and it turns out Trump won anyway.
Pence takes the presidency, names a fellow pasty white evangelical guy as his VP. Pence's presidency appeals to most Republicans, but the Trump/Q subsection hates him, and there's massive turmoil in the party. 2024 hits and the party is heavily split, and Tucker Carlson barely wins the nomination thanks to the Trump/Q crowd.
Dems see all this and continue to triangulate with the 'never Trump' crowd, leading them to push forward a pasty white evangelical woman as their nominee. MSM does their spin and liberals convince themselves that this is a good candidate.
The parties have become so convoluted at this point that the driving force for voters is whether nuclear war or a land war with China is better. Tucker "Nuke Them All" Carlson wins in 2024, but Xi presses the button before he's even sworn in. Aliens descend, dolphins rise ☢️🐬
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Under the premise that we live in the stupidest of all possible timelines -- a premise I've yet to find empirical evidence against -- this is the correct answer. All Hail our new dolphin overlords!
I fucking love this