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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to badposting • 2 months ago

heading down to the gender store, anyone need anything?

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heading down to the gender store, anyone need anything?

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] to badposting • 2 months ago
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  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    yeah can you get me some uhhhh

    some fucking uhhhh

    pronouns

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      you got it, homie

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    • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]
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      2 months ago

      pronounjak-rage

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  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    My enbies are getting a little cis, can you pick me up a gallon of genderfluid?

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    • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Tagline material 💯

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  • Angel [any]
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    2 months ago

    I'll take a couple of non-fictions, a good ol' sci-fi, and if you're willing, a fantasy too.

    Edit: Wait, the title says "gender."

    Double edit: If you look closely, you'll see that this comment isn't edited at all. trollface

    Triple edit: THANKS FOR THE GOLD, KIND BEANIS! gold-communist

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  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I'm full, thanks.

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      someone keeps eating all the genders i keep in the fridge

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Two grande dongers and a pronoun shake.

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      pronoun machine broke

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  • Infamousblt [any]
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    2 months ago

    Pick me up a pan please

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  • SmokinStalin [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Just some beanis thats all

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  • buh [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    a couple cans of trans girl juice (monster energy zero ultra)

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  • Hexboare [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    no thanks, they don't sell anything I want

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  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    could i get the masculinity affirmer please and thank you

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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Mine's defective. I want a refund. I will not accept a replacement

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  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    3 genders please but only if they are on sale

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  • Ildsaye [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Can you drop my gender off? I'm donating it

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  • sisatici [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I need more boolets. Bigger weapons

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  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    I thought the EU mandated we all have Type-C connectors now.

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