Almost.

billionaire-tears pathetic

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    7 hours ago

    Does anyone really even believe this dude isn't on a downward trajectory? I don't think anyone's going to be hitting the trillionaire threshold any time soon.

    These dudes have spent 50-60 years getting a quarter of the way there. It's not fuckin' happening, dawg.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      7 hours ago

      It's possible he may get even larger sums of Burgerland public funding in the future. That alone may do it, as long as it keeps piling on faster than he can piss it away on his own hubris and stupidity.

  • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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    8 hours ago

    And he's the one bitching about meritocracy going out the window. This has to be the most successful grift i-cant

    • Hexboare [they/them]
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      4 hours ago

      Melting from the heat of the 50 million GPUs he will transfer his consciousness to

      alas

      Before - after

      Show

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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    10 hours ago

    projected to become first trillionaire

    Kinda hard to do when you lose $50 billion for some memes.

    Anyone becoming a trillionaire is like a person with $50,000 saying they just need another $950,000 and they'll be a millionaire.

    • Hexboare [they/them]
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      4 hours ago

      Tesla shareholders approved a $50 billion remuneration package for him a few months ago

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      10 hours ago

      "We'll figure it out when we get there!" my-hero says about Martian colonization while fucking failing and making the problems much worse here on a still-inhabitable planet.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 hours ago

      He has the most out of control Main Character Syndrome thing going on that I've ever seen, so impregnating feeemales and trying to make half-clones of himself sounds like spreading the only "light of consciousness" that matters: his own. And the drugs? Well, as a Main Character, K-holing means he can temporarily forget how many people are now mocking him when he was once an unassailable icon of le science and le engineering while being unqualified at both.

      • anonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]
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        10 hours ago

        My immediate assumption is that the chemically induced involuntary introspection from the k would make the ridicule feel even worse. But then I realized I'm not a malignant narcissist, so it probably works different for him. Anyhow, my takeaway is that someone needs to puddle his ass with a super soaker full of liquid LSD... So we can see what happens for, uhhh, science. Yeah, that's right.

  • OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]
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    10 hours ago

    As if that techno dick wouldn't just be IRL Vilos Cohaagen. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=RBYwCoCLj7g

    Someone needs to erase his ass in the doohicky.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      10 hours ago

      It's what the treat printer provides when prompted with "ELO~N but with all the gender affirmation treatments imaginable that he would otherwise deny to everyone he hates."