I don’t think they’ll send him back even if he’s dying. Keep the narrative of perfect health going for as long as possible and hope he doesn’t die until after the election. No way the republicans can win if it looks like Trump is on his death bed.
You'd have to be an oracle to write tweets in advance of different scenarios this year. "They're telling me now about nukes in YuGANDA. We need nukes in yuganda folks. Big nukes. The best nukes."
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BIG PULMONARY FAILEY! BIG PULMONARY FAILEY! BIG PULMANRY FAILEY!
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we love our big wet-lunged boy
I don’t think they’ll send him back even if he’s dying. Keep the narrative of perfect health going for as long as possible and hope he doesn’t die until after the election. No way the republicans can win if it looks like Trump is on his death bed.
They'll have him prerecord messages and write tweets for a variety of different scenarios so they can just pretend he's not dead
please please please let this happen.
The conspiracy theory isn't that dead people vote for a CHUD This time, the Chuds vote for a dead president!
You'd have to be an oracle to write tweets in advance of different scenarios this year. "They're telling me now about nukes in YuGANDA. We need nukes in yuganda folks. Big nukes. The best nukes."
Former President Gerald Ford died today . . . senselessly eaten by wolves. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96dbrokaw.phtml
Some newer smartwatches like the Apple Watch and some higher-end Garmins have pulse ox sensors — they could probably convince him to wear one of those
APPLE WE NEED A GOLD iSWATCH STAT