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  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]
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    11 hours ago

    I'm old enough to remember the "rumors" of Obama enacting martial law in Operation Jade Helm. Glad to see conspiracy circles haven't changed.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    12 hours ago

    Waiting for a dumb, trigger happy follower to roll up to a military base by themselves and start shooting at the guards at the gate as a pre-emptive first strike and getting domed immediately.

    Absolutely nothing will come from this, it'll be a footnote on the news and perhaps an amusing Felix bit on that week's episode of Chapo

  • TheBroodian [none/use name]
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    14 hours ago

    using they/them/theirs for a reason

    michael-laugh

    Even if you had 40 family members that were all active service, discussing any of this on Twitter would immediately endanger them. If you're going to write fiction, at least make it good fiction?

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      13 hours ago

      The biggest takeaway I've gotten from a lot of the Qanon types and their "discussions" is that they try to sound like spies in a movie. They want to be the cool hero fighting the government so bad, it's almost like adults playing pretend, except they do occasionally shoot someone in real life.

      • nohaybanda [he/him]
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        12 hours ago

        Are you afraid you might be a coward? Join us in pretending to believe this lie and you can pretend to feel brave. Are you afraid that your life is meaningless? Join us in pretending to believe this lie and you can pretend your life has purpose. Are you afraid you’re mired in mediocrity? Join us in pretending to believe this lie and you can pretend to feel exceptional. Are you worried that you won’t be able to forget that you’re just pretending and that all those good feelings will thus seem hollow and empty? Join us and we will pretend it’s true for you if you will pretend it’s true for us. We need each other.

        From False Witnesses

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    17 hours ago

    Conspiracy theorists have been claiming that every single US army training exercise is actually them planning on murdering all the citizens for no reason since forever. There's nothing to this, it's just so CHUDs can jerk themselves off by pretending they're a brave Red Dawn rebel fighting against evil gubmint.

    • NPa [he/him]
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      13 hours ago

      Ok but every single us army exercise is in fact them planning on murdering all the civilians (over there) so you can see why they project that particular boomerang back onto themselves

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    16 hours ago

    This is what no material analysis does to a MF.

    They see social support structures collapsing and a government that is unable and unwilling to help the people and then they make up bullshit like this.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    18 hours ago

    Katrina was 19 years ago. We've learned nothing.

    Also lol at this psyop. You're telling me we're supposed to do "war on the homeland" and yet still care about who's voting? Man I'm glad this civil war is civil enough to wait until after the election!

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    18 hours ago

    There were over 30 near misses between civilian aircraft on Saturday alone. The reason you can't fly your chopper out there is because the "heroes" that are flying there are not communicating properly with ATC or each other and putting everyone else at risk.

    I mean. This story is clearly made up, but that part alone makes it blatantly obvious. A military helicopter pilot wouldn't be praising the annoying civilians that are constantly clogging their airspace.