“Only a truly exceptional and powerful economic system would be capable of producing so many limited-edition and holiday-themed flavors of a single cookie brand"
At press time, the pontiff had reportedly withdrawn his acceptance of capitalism, calling any system that would unleash a Roadhouse Chili Monster Slim Jim on the public “an unholy abomination.”
Huh. I honestly would be hard pressed to name 10 flavours of buiscit I'd want to eat but I guess Oreo has to reach that niche market of people who want bubblegum and lemon flavoured buiscit.
Yeah. Coming up with so many flavours of buiscit is pretty neat, but when you are doing it on the same planet people are starving to death on it's in pretty bad taste.
Mini Oreo, originally released in 1991, are bite-sized versions of ordinary Oreo cookies. After being discontinued in the late 1990s they were re-released in 2000 along with the redesigned 2001 Dodge Caravan as part of a promotional tie-in with DaimlerChrysler.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that in spite of this bit of corporate pinkwashing you can still buy regular oreos, right?
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Thank god for capitalism
Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos
“Only a truly exceptional and powerful economic system would be capable of producing so many limited-edition and holiday-themed flavors of a single cookie brand"
I'd try it
What could he have against a slim jim, he looks like one
holy shit
Under communism you can't even get cum flavored oreos 😢
Did you know cum flavored oreos are actually a knockoff of the original brand, Guydrox?
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Huh. I honestly would be hard pressed to name 10 flavours of buiscit I'd want to eat but I guess Oreo has to reach that niche market of people who want bubblegum and lemon flavoured buiscit.
Mother of god:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
I'm actually a bit impressed in spite of myself.
Why wouldn't you be in awe of capitalism's greatest accomplishment?
Yeah. Coming up with so many flavours of buiscit is pretty neat, but when you are doing it on the same planet people are starving to death on it's in pretty bad taste.
Let them eat
cakeIce Cream Rainbow Sure, Bert! Oreo™ cookies!!:agony: