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me: rainbow capitalism is bad because it's capitalism
Rod Dreher: rainbow capitalism is bad because it's communism
#LiveNotByLies is the absolutely nerdiest, katana mounted on your wall above your monitor, fucking loser shit.
This guy needs an atomic wedgie so fucking bad.
As a mall ninja that owns multiple swords I find this offensive.
Swords are cool. Mounting a sword above your monitor is done by someone who, statistically speaking, thinks they are very, very smart and write books called Live Not By Lies: A Manual For Christian Dissidents.
Christian Dissidents
This guy really wants Wahhabism but for Christians.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that in spite of this bit of corporate pinkwashing you can still buy regular oreos, right?
Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos
“Only a truly exceptional and powerful economic system would be capable of producing so many limited-edition and holiday-themed flavors of a single cookie brand"
At press time, the pontiff had reportedly withdrawn his acceptance of capitalism, calling any system that would unleash a Roadhouse Chili Monster Slim Jim on the public “an unholy abomination.”
I'd try it
Did you know cum flavored oreos are actually a knockoff of the original brand, Guydrox?
Huh. I honestly would be hard pressed to name 10 flavours of buiscit I'd want to eat but I guess Oreo has to reach that niche market of people who want bubblegum and lemon flavoured buiscit.
Yeah. Coming up with so many flavours of buiscit is pretty neat, but when you are doing it on the same planet people are starving to death on it's in pretty bad taste.
Mini Oreo, originally released in 1991, are bite-sized versions of ordinary Oreo cookies. After being discontinued in the late 1990s they were re-released in 2000 along with the redesigned 2001 Dodge Caravan as part of a promotional tie-in with DaimlerChrysler.
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Socialism is when a massive, multinational, privately owned corporation acknowledges the existence of and markets to people other than straight white men.
In a capitalist society, everything is commodified. Even cookies aren't spared their innocence; they are advertised as though they are on the forefront of the cultural zeitgeist. #Fuckmewithacookie
Course not, a chairman from the government renaming something in a government cafeteria explicitly for propaganda? Can't make any bad faith parallels there
how do chuds make the connection that big corporations doing things they don't like = authoritarianism and/or communism?
In a
totalitariansociety, everything is politicized.Here you go man, it's the revelation every normal person had when they were like 16.
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Cookies serve the revolution by sheer virtue of their existence. Everything that brings us joy or nourishment is revolutionary because those things teach us that our lives have meaning!
