• Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    "I was going to form a workers' council but I had no body to organize with!" 💀💀💀

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    They'd be very sad about being a skeleton and not a ghost, all those missed ”spectre of communism” opportunities.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    5 days ago

    The foot bone is in dialect with the

    Leg bone

    The leg bone is in dialect with the

    Thigh bone

    Etc

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    "Did you hear about Trotsky? I guess you could say Stalin had a BONE to pick with him."

    Question: does the communist skeleton have one of those little flat Vaudeville hats? Because I think it would really up the ante

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      5 days ago

      You should really emphasize the word pick too.

      I definitely picture them as having one of those hats or looking like the guy from the Social Distortion logo.

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    • anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]
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      5 days ago

      The Spinetral Skullmittee of the Bonemunist Party (Boneshevik) has declared: The bonegeoisie have been vanquished as a bonelitical force! All that remains of the Wight Boovement are scattered fragments of reactionscary skulldouts, receiving a spinal ulna-matum to lay down their arms. The victory of the Great Boneletarian Ribvolution will re-vertebraet through ribstory! Boorah!

  • evil_librul [none/use name]
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    5 days ago

    "I'm an actual person, I've just been waiting until real (true state- and classless) communism has been tried"

    a bit of self irony doesn't hurt