I want names of the people that we know that are falling for this

  • Fishroot [none/use name]
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    3 hours ago

    https://dunenewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/emperor-shaddam-and-the-guild.png

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    It's cool looking not gonna lie, but in an "I would download this from the asset store for a game" way

    Just build fucking trains and pay bus drivers you freaks

  • tripartitegraph [comrade/them]
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    4 hours ago

    I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A

  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    3 hours ago

    A private bus that will get stuck on the first speed bump it tries to go over.

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    5 hours ago

    okay, I am a massive slut for the pseudo art deco style it has going on here, I have to admit

    Everything else? ugh, why?

  • miz [any, any]
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    5 hours ago

    you know how it always happens: you're in a group of 18 to 20 people, you need to all go to another location, and everyone complains that there isn't a taxi that can accommodate your whole group without splitting into four vehicles

  • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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    4 hours ago

    Mans gonna need an infinite tsukuyomi to warp reality to convince people his grand delusions are gonna come true i-cant

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    6 hours ago

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: credulous bazingas that watched sci-fi treats and really liked the blue curtains in them.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        5 hours ago

        Back in CA, more than once, I've had conversations where someone was really excited about the idea of "precrime" and looked forward to "precrime" law enforcement by way of bazinga tech. One even said "the 'precrime' system in Minority Report was accurate and objectively good, actually" ignoring the exploitation of living beings within the plot of that movie because of course they did.

        • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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          4 hours ago

          I wonder if those high and mighty bazingas realize they sound just like the shlubby suburban Bush voter type of republican they look down on saying “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear!”

          It’s jarring just how much people WANT to be cattle.

    • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]
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      5 hours ago

      Not a single attractive person thinks this is impressive.

      Have they considered what happens if they were to hit a pothole or curb? Look at how low that thing is, it's practically a street sweeper except it's making the street shittier by virtue of existence.

  • plinky [he/him]
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    6 hours ago

    Private train? wowee

    We need some kind of market based incentives to spawn moustached detectives around them thonk

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      6 hours ago

      We need some kind of market based incentives to spawn moustached detectives around them

      The moustached detective at home:

      tequila-sunset

  • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]
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    4 hours ago

    There were people going crazy for this in that unveiling clip I saw posted here. One dude yelled, "Fuck yeah" and another was going, "What is that?!?", like he was personally meeting Jesus. Made me sick.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 hour ago

      For my own faith in humanity and what's left of it, I'll assume at least one of them was paid to be that excited about the fucking thing.