I want names of the people that we know that are falling for this
It's cool looking not gonna lie, but in an "I would download this from the asset store for a game" way
Just build fucking trains and pay bus drivers you freaks
It looks cool because it looks like a fancy front car for a train
Even for that it looks really gaudy. Like if Saudi Arabia decided to invest in HSR.
Yeah, definitely. It looks like something you'd see in MCU Asgard.
Misread this as font and thought yeah actually good way of putting it that sounds about right
Private train?
We need some kind of market based incentives to spawn moustached detectives around them
okay, I am a massive slut for the pseudo art deco style it has going on here, I have to admit
Everything else? ugh, why?
Not a single attractive person thinks this is impressive.
Have they considered what happens if they were to hit a pothole or curb? Look at how low that thing is, it's practically a street sweeper except it's making the street shittier by virtue of existence.
I mean attractive in a spiritual sense, I wouldn't want to be around anyone in that crowd no matter how they look.
It has like two centimetres of clearance lol. Obviously designed by someone who lived in California or somewhere else with no hills.
I wonder if those high and mighty bazingas realize they sound just like the shlubby suburban Bush voter type of republican they look down on saying “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear!”
It’s jarring just how much people WANT to be cattle.
My car unfortunately has low clearance. It regularly uncomfortably scrapes against most inclines. The bottom panels in the front are mutilated. I can't get out of my driveway without worrying that I'm going to bend some pipe unless I angle it perfectly.
There's absolutely no way in hell these aren't as gimmicky as the Las Vegas hyperloop where it's just a circular tunnel that Teslas can't even self-navigate. Maybe this thing can be manually offloaded from a tow truck and programmed to slowly move around a completely flat track, but I could not take it across my 10 minute commute. There are multiple local rail crossings I think it'd get stuck on and the storm channels on our intersections would probably destroy the front of it.
the tunnels don't even have a flat enough road surface for that thing haha
search for "driveway curb ramp" you can find lots of hard rubber products that are built to make your driveway less of a trough
nice try driveway curb ramp guerrilla marketing team, I'm on to your shenanigans
yea very clearly he got his 'inspiration' from looking at trams running on much smoother slopes
you know how it always happens: you're in a group of 18 to 20 people, you need to all go to another location, and everyone complains that there isn't a taxi that can accommodate your whole group without splitting into four vehicles
Forget the train, I'm more impressed with the M.C. Escheresque architecture on those pillars in the background
They couldn't be bothered to photoshop the entire thing, it's just AI atp
Some day I will climb the infinite stairs. I won't let your lies dissuade me
https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/tesla/364633/new-tesla-robovan-20-seat-transport-pod-no-driver
a minibus
Apparently they showed what I assume is a prototype at their thing yesterday? I’m curious if there’s something we already have that can move at least 20 people efficiently tho
no, surely if something like that existed it would be the backbone of the American transportation system
Wow, a bus, um sweetie only the poor and dirty dangerous homeless use busses
"And that's why I don't want my taxes to be wasted transporting drug addicts and other people who failed at the prime directive of having a car, from their hoods to our safe havens"
I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A TRAIN I JUST WANT A
Nobody.
Elon fans are just sunk-cost coping at this point. They know this shit is cringe but they hope but passionately insisting it isn't they can warp reality around to come closer to their mind palace.
A private bus that will get stuck on the first speed bump it tries to go over.
