This motherfucker is completely sedentary and eats fast food everyday. He's fucking 74 years old like holy shit.

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?

  • OhWell [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Because the virus is SLOW and the worst hasn't even hit him yet. Not to mention all the experimental drugs he is on.

    • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I thought the worst was supposed to hit right about now assuming they were honest about when he first tested positive

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          4 years ago

          Cain was in decline for weeks. He didn't have experimental anti-viral fetus serum inside a week of contracting the virus.

          Trump's jacked full of steroids and the Capitan America drug.

          I seriously wonder if he dies of a heart attack or a stroke by the end of this. But for now he's fine.

    • JayTwo [any]
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      4 years ago

      Stop getting my hopes up.
      We live in Hellworld, and occasionally something amusing will happen, but rarely something good.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      He's got experimental medication, early intervention, and round the clock care. He'll be fine.