When I came out as anti-beanis, everyone on Hexbear spammed my PMs with PPB.

Still think beanis haters aren't oppressed?

  • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    being gay? that's fine. but doing gay? that'll get your PMs spammed with Volcel police.

    anyways, anti-beanism is revisionism, the 123rd form of liberalism, and you're lucky you haven't gotten the wall for it.

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
      ·
      2 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
    ·
    2 months ago

    Beanis haters deserve more hate and we should bully them by flooding their mailbox with beans.

  • StalinStan [none/use name]
    ·
    2 months ago

    If you are feeling left out we can bully you a little. Just like a little platonic bdsm between comrades. Not me though, I always feel ridiculous trying to be a dominant like that.

  • miz [any, any]
    ·
    2 months ago

    not many people know this, but beanises can't climb trees. if you're being chased by a beanis, just climb a tree and you're safe.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    2 months ago

    when i was in the third grade, i thought that i was gay
    because i kept all my colors of beanis arranged