Today i will unify China or die of mercury poisoning could go either way

Shit...

I'm getting reported to hr

Either something very good or something very bad, with no in between.

I love this game because it's always . And beanis is always a good time!

damn its gonna be kinda wild

I am to be surprised by something everyone else found predictable‽

lazy day

‘bout to pet dogs and if lucky some puppyboys/puppygirls/pupbies

I guess today I become a liberal…

mood

uh-oh, I'm in for a bad time, aren't I?

I will be owned somehow.

I'm gonna meet a comrade

hell yeah probably