If i died from a Mcdonalds quarter pounder i would be so embarrassed. Id be talking to the other ghosts like haha howd i die??? hit by a car!! i know crazy right?? What did you say? No that rumor isnt true idk who started that. How would that even happen?
they lived by their freedom, and they died by their freedom. god mcbless them
god mcbless them
Trumpet fanfare followed by a 100 gun salute
Killed by eating a McDonald's burger is way more embarrassing on your obituary than autoerotic asphyxiation.
I'm so ready for the conspiracy theory about how the Dems did this to attempt to merc Trump.
McDonald's will make you dead
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put E. coli on you
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Covid-19, the Boomer Remover
Man, he was so fucking rad. Haven't thought about WW in years.
get it right or pay the price
Is that a reference to "Salute Your Shorts?" Asking as an old.
I'd like to see McDonald's wriggle itself out of this one
they'll hire country music artists and late night talk show hosts to mock the victims like they did with the coffee case
Welcome to the jungle - we take it day by day
If you want it - you're gonna vomit but it's the price you pay
And you're a very hungry guy - who's very easy pleased
You can taste the Micky Ds - but you won't get there for free
BDS actually stands for Bypassing Digestive Syndromes.
McDonald's Quarter Pounder hamburgers are making people sick, with most illnesses in Colorado and Nebraska.
Of course libs are gleefully making Trump jokes.
I hope there's some funny parody in Napa Valley wine casks, waiting to be unleashed during the next cave visit.
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You're probably fine? I'm no doctor but I think you'd be sick by now. I thought about getting a borgor the other day myself, I won't now.
what's wild is listeria can take up to a month to do it's thing. it slowly grows, i guess colonizes, your gut until it basically just punches tiny microscopic holes in it
Are trump voters even more likely to eat McDonald's? Given the median voter income, I imagine it would be non-voters