No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.
What's the source of this?
This is absolute coal but it is still a better caricature of disillusioned Marxist-Leninists than the peeping tom sniper in Disco Elysium.
Game's writing is secretly garbage and memes and deliberately unfinished worldbuilding exposition that pushes itself to the forefront, but the game's systems are actually so fun you barely notice it's still a D&D adaptation type game. That is until a perk fails to do the one thing it claims to do or you run out of things to do in it other than consume the plodding story or the side quests which center around finding out a type of guy exists.
Would definitely like to see more of these types of games so it makes me sad to see the misfortunes of the devs. Probably would get along with them and you can't say that about most Estonians
I don't know for sure, but if I had to guess, I'd guess a BMF post or a DayOfDoom post. RIP to them even if their bannings were justified
DayOfDoom
In my opinion, that user had too much irony poisoning and was not nearly as creative or interesting as
There was a good recording of it too at one point, not sure if anybody archived it
I love this pasta, but I have two questions:
drooling on a live wire? - sure but is this a reference to something?
Same with the shrimp salad bit - I don’t recognise that reference?
https://hexbear.net/comment/2834731
rip looks like it might be older still, but fell victim to whatever archival/update process we went through a few years back? Seems to be from the same user though
https://hexbear.net/comment/1558185
search function thinks this is the oldest one, originally written in the comments on a post about tankies supporting the taliban lol
You can think America getting owned by the Taliban waltzing into Kabul and promptly playing bumper cars is funny without thinking the Taliban's good.
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