• Baron [any]
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      4 years ago

      It'll be the tall one wearing the shitty old man makeup from the early seasons of Star Trek TNG, and at one point he's going to be tossed a pair of aviators and do the Jurassic Park sunglasses thing at Trump while calling him a dinosaur. There will be an ice cream cone reference and Obama will do a hype man verse about the White House dinner where Trump got roasted.

      The power of prophecy is a blessing and a curse, for none will heed my words before it's too late.

        • Baron [any]
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          4 years ago

          The best ERB is one where they do whatever the fuck and then Lincoln's finale verse is just him screaming until he begins choking on blood. He collapses to the ground. Both Trump and Biden face the viewer and in unison utter in children's voices: "Electoralism is the death of true progress. God is a mouldering corpse mounted and defiled by capitalism, and we suckle greedily at its swollen teat".

          The video gets 200 million views and everyone who sees it gets an aneurysm.