Prime Directive, my ass

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  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Computer: "You have an incoming call from Gul Dukat."

    Kira: "Ugh it's the middle of the night. On screen."

    Dukat: "I fucked your mooooooooooom."

    Still among my favourite scenes in the franchise.

    • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      Dukat: “your mom! In addition to that other Bajorian woman who I fucked and fathered a child with. A child I was gonna kill for a hot second. But then I got attached to her but later she died and I decided the rational response to that was to try and genocide her mother’s people.”

      Okay I’m starting to see some holes in this “Dukat is the good guy” theory.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        “Dukat is the good guy” theory.

        Anyone who supports that theory is an Obsidian Order bot.

        • SteveHasBunker [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          That's what every FedLib says whenever someone criticizes their Maquis proxy forces in Cardassia.

          Oh fuck I've been swallowed by the bit too!