I fucking despise corporate lingo. One of my least favorite is "talent retention" and the completely out of touch people who can't figure it out. Your company is hemorrhaging people because they are overworked and underpaid, this isn't rocket science. There isn't some "one weird trick" that you're missing.
I'm very close to leaving my current company and I can't wait to let those fuckers have it in the exit interview.
You laugh, but they actually gave us two ping pong tables and lunch pong is probably the only thing that's prevented me from strangling someone at this point...although it certainly hasn't made me like working there any more. We've been playing with masks on since COVID started and spend the entirety of our lunch hour doing it. I've literally played like 150 hours of ping pong this year, at this rate I will likely be ready for the next Olympics.
I've got a long file on my computer where I write down all the things I want to say when I do quit. The only thing holding me back is I haven't been able to find something better.
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I fucking despise corporate lingo. One of my least favorite is "talent retention" and the completely out of touch people who can't figure it out. Your company is hemorrhaging people because they are overworked and underpaid, this isn't rocket science. There isn't some "one weird trick" that you're missing.
I'm very close to leaving my current company and I can't wait to let those fuckers have it in the exit interview.
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Is that Project Manager or Product Manager?
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uhh, just add a ping pong table and yell at people when they use it. problem solved.
You laugh, but they actually gave us two ping pong tables and lunch pong is probably the only thing that's prevented me from strangling someone at this point...although it certainly hasn't made me like working there any more. We've been playing with masks on since COVID started and spend the entirety of our lunch hour doing it. I've literally played like 150 hours of ping pong this year, at this rate I will likely be ready for the next Olympics.
I'm not laughing, that was from personal experience.
I've got a long file on my computer where I write down all the things I want to say when I do quit. The only thing holding me back is I haven't been able to find something better.
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Please tell me you said something to the extent of that.
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holy shit this is some "The Office" parody shit isn't it
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