• Barabas [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Don Jr trying to look rugged will never not be funny. He is such a soft fancy lad.

    • buh [she/her]
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      his head is too small for his neck

      and his hips are wide even though he doesn't seem that fat wtf

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    Still cracks me up that libs insist that everything about Hunter Biden getting put on the Burisma board was totally and 100% legit and not crooked in any way. The idea that he'd get put on the board of a Ukrainian oil company completely on his own merits breaks the ridiculous meter.

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      on the board of a Ukrainian oil company

      He sure looks the part, I'll give him that

      • kilternkafuffle [any]
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        Does he? He looks like a Ukrainian working class guy maybe. Ukrainian oligarchs look old, ugly, and oily.

        https://empr.media/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/empr.media-ukraine-oligarhs.jpg http://euromaidanpress.com/2016/04/12/oligarchs-good-old-buddies-who-own-ukraine-uareforms/ https://112.international/opinion/ukraines-oligarchs-and-elections-2019-35010.html

    • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      He's a corrupt bastard, but he is way cooler and funner than the Trump kids

  • Homestar440 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Don Jr looking like a twilight vampire, Hunter looks like he’s about to dive through a window blasting dual pistols in bullet time

    • Reversi [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Drags on cigarette, loading cartridges into magazine

      "Maybe coke had me dead the world, but Cain was plain dead. I won't deny the feelings of envy when I pore over the obituaries every morning"

  • cracksmoke2020 [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Let's not also forget that Don Jr is married to Gavin Newsoms absolutely insane ex wife. He's been cucked his whole life.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Donald Trump Jr.: about to be fed into a woodchipper in Fargo

    Hunter Biden: Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • buh [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Hunter Biden: about to feed Jr. into a wood chipper in Fargo

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    i do love that twitter discourse has become either support for the smoking orangutan and photos of hunter this is just an upgrade to the site

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Wow that man could have sex and somehow retain his virginity

  • BigBoopPaul [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I'm gonna sound stupid, but I think it'd be a real hoot to do blow with these guys.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    I... I don't even want health care. Let me die but before that happens just please give me the sons debate.