How many chapo-original pastas do we have now? There's the one about closing the sub for a joke, cumming is a proletarian activity, now this one, and what others?
ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?
Did leftist Donald Trump.start here? I think it might have been twitter.
I think this one was from the old sub:
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Noam Chomsky the wise? I thought not. It’s not s a story the Libs would tell you. It’s a Left legend. Noam Chomsky was a Philosopher Linguist of the Left, so powerful and so wise he could use the academia to influence the public opinion to create class consciousness. He had such a knowledge of the media that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling for the manufactured consent. The left side of politics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be radical. He became so wise… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his wisdom, which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he taught his students everything he knew, so then his students ignored him in his decline . It’s ironic he could save others from manufactured consent, but not himself.
How many chapo-original pastas do we have now? There's the one about closing the sub for a joke, cumming is a proletarian activity, now this one, and what others?
is the "i should be allowed to eat wild geese" one og from here?
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Beautiful and correct
“Don’t make fun of virgins who do praxis”
“Amber”
“Post hog”
The Zootopia one
does the DSA bit count?
Which one?
ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?
Oh jeez that one
Did leftist Donald Trump.start here? I think it might have been twitter.
I think this one was from the old sub: