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Jesus 🛐😤 fucking 💎 christ 😇 you guys make the original 🔥🔥 subreddit look 👀 like the 🦉 fucking 😂🅱 red ❤🐷 army. I have 🎲 never 🙅🙅 met 🔛🤝 a 🏻✝ group 👥 of people ☹ more ➕🅱 contemptible than ⬆👉 you 😭 online 💻💻 in ⬅⤵ my life. 😱💓 it’s 😠🐈 like all 😀 of 👏🍞 the 👉 worst 👹🦃 posters ⬇ from the subreddit 🖥 teamed up 🏃❤ to 💦💦 make 👏 the 💯 worst forum 💰 humanly possible. you 👈 have 🚟💴 no sense 💰💟 of 🈸⛄ humor, 👏👏 you can’t 🔫 post 🖕💦 for 💕👍 shit, 👻💩 all 😡 of your 🍫👏 attempts at memes 🐃 are 🏃 pathetic. this 👇🏻 place is 🅾 so 🏫😮 toxic, ⚠ none of 😫😎 you 👧👈 guys 😟 like 😄 anything, 🙄 the ⛓ only 🙌🍗 things 🏋 you people 👨🤷 “like” 🍬☃ you like 😎 because it pisses other 💃 people off. 💏😂 we’re 🏼 running 🏽🏃 out 🍻😱 of left 👈 communities online and you just fucked 🍆 up one 😬 of the few 😋 ones 💯💯 left. 👈⚠ all 🤰💯 of 💦💅 the 🤜👏 admins are 🚟 worms. 🐍🐛 Imagine 🤔😎 if ♂⁉ the 🔚 worst mods ❤🙄 on reddit 🖕👽 were 👏 also 😨 admins. to 💦💦 the 🅱😈 last ♿✋ I 👁👁 grapple with thee; from 🏽🙃 hell’s heart ❤ I 👁 stab 🔪🔪 at 🍆😤 thee; for 😩👊 hate’s 😡 sake I ⬇👁 spit 🌊 my 😋🚔 last breath at 👌 thee chapo chat! 🙇
and no, 🗑🌈 it’s not ✖ just 👆✔ because 💁💁 the 👩 pronoun thing, but that 😩 was 👏 the last 🙅 straw. I’ve 🚫🍑 hated 🚫❌ this ☝👈 lame-ass 🤹 place 😍⛲ for 🚟👍 months, 📆📆 but 👹😳 having 👉😸 the 👏 last ♿🕞 bit 💦😁 of 🍌💦 autonomy here (posting 😍 in this hellhole without ♀ some infantilizing bullshit 💩⬅ next to my 🙋🎂 name) 👤 forcibly stripped from 🙃 me just made 💰 me say, fuck 🍑👈 this, 🅱🔽 I deserve 🤴🤴 better than 👉 you 🅱⏰ monsters. I wanted a 👏 continuation on 🔛 /r/chapotraphouse and 🚫 this godforsaken place ⛲😻 is 💦🚋 not 🚫🚫 like 🔥🔥 that at all. 💯🥜 even ☠ compared to 👉 it’s 💯💯 awful 😡😡 final 🌠 months it 💁 pales in 📥😏 comparison. so seeya, guess I’ll 🙋 have to find 🔍 another 🤒🏻 place 🏡😻 to 👏 post, or 🍆😇 actually do 💪👉 something in 👏 real life. bye!
you put so much work into this, thus refuting the labor theory of value
No one's paid him for it yet, thus chapo.chat has stolen his labor.
i feel bad lmao i just used this: https://kevingal.com/apps/emojipasta.html
A user here named MrCum ragequit yesterday with the quoted text here and it's a great copypasta. I am too online
thanks for the link you're a real Hero of the Soviet Union cause I'm on mobile and search is a lost cause
"for months" is the bit that's really blowing my mind. has it really been months? wtf is time in 2020, i guess part of me still feels like it's march lol
blinks at time stamps
no no that cant be right, its only been fifteen minutes, maybe an hour at the most. this cant be right, how did this happen?
skeletal remains collapse
I’ve hated this lame-ass place for months
Imagine staying on a site you hate for m o n t h s
we're not really big enough to have corners that are substantially different from the rest of the site. though !gardening@hexbear.net and their mushrooms are getting there.
ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE ITS JUST AN INTERNET FORUM GO OUTSIDE
I'm on board with the pronouns but TBH I find myself spending less and less time here because the posts are generally not that good
It's up to you now that we've driven away the good posters with dumb bullshit
This place was lost when @7DeadlyFetishes left
Yeah that's definitely it, it's not losing the entire base of the original subreddit by changing platforms, it's those damn transes wanting you to not be transphobic that did it.
im allergic, pls excuse.
hands in crayon doctors note
crispyne h gonnette is hearby escused from all outsides due to allergics, many thanks, dr science
noooo you cant make me, sunlight is my only weakness noooo
:this-is-fine:
edit: they mostly do praxis at night mostly
Will's been losing it lately, I mean I get not liking the original sub, but this is just cringe
I deliberately made my posting worse just to piss off Will. No don't tell me it was always terrible, please, let me have this one.
and no, it’s not just because the pronoun thing, but that was the last straw
Imagine being such a fucking child that it hurts your feelings to click a button with no further impact on your life. The only time I even notice my pronouns is when they show up as "none/none" and I become the only true socialist for transcending gender. That is somehow even more whiny and entitled than the anti-maskers.
Which is surprisingly inconsiderate of people who also have a personal desire not to have a label imposed on them, even if that label is "no pronoun".
There are vocal members here who have pointed out "no pronoun" is still the admins forcing a statement from them and on their profiles that they did not choose and would rather abstain from (without being accused of bigotry, preferably).
For a team so dedicated to not isolating people, it is a surprise to see resistance to those voices.
having the last bit of autonomy here forcibly stripped from me
you know there's a whole text box where you can type whatever you like, right?
edit: oh wow I can't believe I missed this gem
to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee chapo chat!
:angery:
How many chapo-original pastas do we have now? There's the one about closing the sub for a joke, cumming is a proletarian activity, now this one, and what others?
is the "i should be allowed to eat wild geese" one og from here?
“Don’t make fun of virgins who do praxis”
“Amber”
“Post hog”
ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?
Did leftist Donald Trump.start here? I think it might have been twitter.
I think this one was from the old sub:
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Noam Chomsky the wise? I thought not. It’s not s a story the Libs would tell you. It’s a Left legend. Noam Chomsky was a Philosopher Linguist of the Left, so powerful and so wise he could use the academia to influence the public opinion to create class consciousness. He had such a knowledge of the media that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling for the manufactured consent. The left side of politics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be radical. He became so wise… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his wisdom, which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he taught his students everything he knew, so then his students ignored him in his decline . It’s ironic he could save others from manufactured consent, but not himself.
Liberalism is when you call your comrades by their preferred pronouns and the more you respect them the more liberaler it is
It was practically just a Sander fan club, and perceptions of China were considerably lower than they are here.
In fairness, that was at the height of the Sanders campaign and prior to some of the more egregious anti-China agitprop being dumped into the news cycle.