• rhubarb [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    The artist knew what they were doing, they chose to give the monkey butt dimples even though they make no sense because of the fur

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    4 days ago

    It says "umanori", which I think is "horseback riding", but uhhhh that looks like a different kind of riding

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    4 days ago

    Huh!

    DK! Donkey Kong!

    He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

    He's finally back to kick some tail

    His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

    If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

    He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

    He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

    Huh!

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      4 days ago

      His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

      Looks like he already spurted in the pic

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 days ago

    So they're finally here

    Performing on you

    If you're consenting age

    You can join in too

    Put your hands together if you want to fap

    As we take you through, this monkey crap

    HUH

    DK

    Donkey Kong

    He's the leader of the bunch, you fucked him well

    He's finally back to pound some tail

    His coconut cock can fire in spurts

    If he shoots ya, you're gonna squirt!

    It's bigger, faster, and stronger too

    He's the inventor of the DK screw!

    Huh!

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      Step 1. Someone making a reskin of a popeye game

      Current day: A whole generation of Bara furry enjoyers

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    edit-2
    4 days ago

    What if we practiced nagewaza

    in front of the cartoon artist from Ahomaro

    😳
    👉👈

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    My partner walked by when I had the RFK Falconry ad up, then a minute later got to see this in my screen. Their reaction was great.

  • CarbonConscious [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    We need that meaty sausage-finger down-v as an emote and I mean we need it for something.