Bureaucrat (that's us!) is a communal hexbear account made up of dozens of users like you! Look into it here!. We are puppy. Others of Bureaucrat, feel free to edit this to add more details about ourselves!
Some of us are trans 
K: I’m personally trying to see if we can trigger a race condition with all these edits. No deadlockerino!
How I feel when I log in as Bureaucrat
at least one of us wants you to buy this game (hint hint)
We are the one true leftist!
at least one of us wants you to buy this game (hint hint)
Is that you, Happy, is this me?
I don't wanna jinx it, but it's a testament to this site's culture that this bit didn't immediately collapse with someone trying to get the account banned.
posting before this inevitably happens
edit: It's not an issue if someone tries. We've all basically got admin rights over ourselves, so we can just delete anything bad. Or change things lik I do now teehee
So many @Bureaucrat@hexbear.nets yet so little upbears hmmmmmmm
well you're getting mine then because I see no zeroes here, just a collective of poster heroes
can I be the rare bunnycrat then tho
also what are the benefits like
Hello Bureaucrats. I hope you all have fun running the Bureaucracy!
The faceless bureaucracy that runs hexbear from the shadows finally addresses us
My fellow bureaucrats, let me queer. We are, uh, in a hivemind or possibly a polycule
