"THE COMMUNIST DEEP STATE IS DESTROYING AMERICA"
"NO THE RUSSIANS AND CHINESE ARE DESTROYING AMERICA"Can't wait for this to happen forever until the climate apocalypse hits!
If a meteor landed on Washington DC tonight (Inshallah), there will be Americans theorizing that the "Axis of Evil" has some deep space gravity manipulation technology
Oh no they're going to deny covid and end all of our mitigation strategies!
americans doing something in america, americanly: This shit sucks, it must be the perfidious russians' fault
I love how so many Americans and their commentariat have decided that they have no agency and everything that happens is the result of inter-dimensional chess moves by some old paranoid Russian guy. It's quite entertaining when you ignore the broader political implications.
Americans: liberal democracy is the end of history because it's a perfected system that benefits the most people and the public gets to choose how they are governed
Also Americans: the public are easily swayed rubes that a vestige of the Soviet Union is powerful enough to brainwash the masses
Capitalism: does something bad
Libs: "THIS IS RANDOM PERSONS FAULT"
Putin's Russia is collapsing, they're the second strongest army in Russia..... But they can do this much damage to your country without lifting a finger. Fucking with the healthcare system is like the most American thing bruv. Even other countries in precarious positions point this out
Americans: the only thing government is supposed to do is terrorize me, pave stuff, and murder brown children in places I can't find on a map!
Also Americans: the government is being sabotaged by eeeeeeeeevil foreigners! We're all gonna die!
And, like, maybe (also: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil Americans), but pick a fucking lane please.
Putin kills billions of USians with Xi's proven strategy.
