I'm 80% sure this reddit post itself is written by chatgpt, it's way too chirpy and nobody actually talks like the last paragraph
As someone who has read the entire Bible in a past life: a LLM summary would have been better for most of it tbh
There were more than a few prayers in which I apologized to God Almighty for completely losing interest while reading the Holy Word that he worked so hard on
If he was real he'd understand why I greyed out in Leviticus
AI running professional grifters and bullshitters out of a job.
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I know that effectively this is just the machine cobbling together a pastiche of real people's interpretations; nonetheless, to my Christian upbringing, this feels satanic.
Butlerian Jihad intensifies
Vatican III but it's doing away with the local-language mass in favor of Reddit-english because that's the only language parishioners understand.
r/unpopular opinion: I'm just going to say it. Jesus died for your sins.
Edit: did not expect this response. Thanks for all the gold kind strangers
More Bill Hicks commenting on current events 30 years ago...
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh?
“I think what God meant to say…”
I have never been that confident.
Next we have a bible out called ‘The New Living Bible’, it’s the bible in updated and modern English. I guess to make it more palatable for people to read. But its really weird, when you listen to it.
“And Jesus walked on water. And Peter said, ‘Awesome!'”
Suddenly we got Jesus hanging ten across the Sea of Galilee. Christ’s Bogus Adventure, you know. Deuteronomy 90210, you know.say what you want about Islam, but at least they stick to the Quran in it's original unmodified Arabic.
To be fair, insane protestant religious fanatics improved things in middle america at least once, back when Kansas was becoming a state.
Its a proof of concept! Here's Hoping for like a quaker jihad against the state.
Thats kind of why I want to see it.
Still bet they make more of a difference than libs.
We.. We actually did get that from them, kind of directly.
what are we @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net if not a large language model made of physical people
Immediate thought:
This reminds me of my favorite episode of Futurama entitled Godfellas.
God is represented as a possible result of a satellite that collided with God and created this binary-speaking God we see in the episode
This person reinvented the reformation, (shitty) printing press and all.
I don't trust a televangelist until they get caught doing meth and fuckin dudes.
