You joke but this topic comes up often enough (aka more than once) on r/relationships. "I really love my boyfriend but there's shit on my sheets when he lies down cuz he sleeps naked and doesn't wipe his butt well. Also today I found blood on his dick - we had period sex a week ago! He yells at me when I gently suggest he should wash himself and even offer to wash him in the shower for sexy times. Anyway apart from that he's perfect. How do we make things work?"