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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 года назад

    No, it's gay to use a bidet, because the gays are sophisticate and also french.

    Everyone else uses sparkling ass washing and it's not as gay, sadly.

  • lvysaur [he/him]
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    4 года назад

    It's only gay if makes your anus tingle

  • Circra [he/him]
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    4 года назад

    Long time listener, first time caller here.

    You mention using axe and cologne but I'd be worried that these scents might cover my natural masculine musk. What do you advise in terms of dosage and frequency?

    • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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      4 года назад

      Talking about Axe, apparently only aliens use Axe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZDc3UNTeHs&t=8

      • johnbrown1917 [he/him]
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        4 года назад

        Giving in to those soyboys shows weakness, you should never use it.

    • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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      4 года назад

      And to masturbate. You're stroking a mans penis for his pleasure. (wait... is this why the Proud Boys are fapless?)

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    4 года назад

    Fellas, is it gay to ask the fellas if something is gay? I mean if you think about it you're basically questioning your sexuality and inviting a bunch of dudes to help you explore the topic.

  • CEGBDFA [any]
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    4 года назад

    deleted by creator

  • sailorfish [she/her]
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    4 года назад

    You joke but this topic comes up often enough (aka more than once) on r/relationships. "I really love my boyfriend but there's shit on my sheets when he lies down cuz he sleeps naked and doesn't wipe his butt well. Also today I found blood on his dick - we had period sex a week ago! He yells at me when I gently suggest he should wash himself and even offer to wash him in the shower for sexy times. Anyway apart from that he's perfect. How do we make things work?"

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 года назад

    There was someone in my highschool who unironically thought like this. They ended up being pulled aside by some teachers because they smelt like literal shit.

  • ciaplant667 [he/him,fae/faer]
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    4 года назад

    Is it gay to shit into a condom and then use the condom to fuck ur own ass? Asking for a friend.

  • salaryslave3 [he/him]
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    4 года назад

    Sometimes I wonder if donating to this site is financially prudent of me. Then I read content like this and all doubts instantly disappear.

    • Circra [he/him]
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      4 года назад

      It really needs something in the middle, I am thinking maybe a paragraph specifically on hygeine products and how they're eroding traditional masculinity.

    • lvysaur [he/him]
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      4 года назад

      it has ways of shutting that whole thing down

  • johnbrown1917 [he/him]
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    4 года назад

    I just never take off my pants, has been working great for me these past 2 decades!