Good reminder that even when you have a point make sure you are aiming in the right direction.
Trotsky as an "I don't tip and have an entire ideological justification prepared in advance" is chefs kiss delicious.
He also asked the cashier to scan the candy bars individually to prevent electronic interference.
Bruh, my old phone used to let me type the words I want, but my new phone (ALSO of the exact same brand and type, but a far newer model) will change correctly typed words into different words that it must've assumed I meant; i hate it so much (also it'll pick and choose when to capitalize a lone 'i').
Trotsky should have just been left on his armored train going around a loop in Siberia like it's snowpiercer
We may not have gotten a snowpiercer, but an ice piercer isn't too far off.
In another incident, the restaurant staff conspired to serve him undercooked food that left him bedridden for several days with a severe case of diarrhea, giving rise to the name "the trots" as a popular euphemism for said malady [citation needed].
this is anticommunist. a communist tips well enough that the staff will conspire with you to fuck the owners
Love that he made this a microcosm of his entire belief system, rejecting material reality to grandstand in a way that just so happens to align with whatever benefits him personally.
This is one of those things you read and you just kinda roll your eyes and go "yep, that seems like something he would do."
I'm not gonna do any work to figure out if this is real. I think it's funny and I want it to be real.
Alternate timeline: He successfully installs a Trotskyist government in the United States, solely on account of the tipping issue
