The pro china screeds dont exist, the user in question criticized the us for poisoning the Navajo through energy extraction .

  • TheOldRazzleDazzle [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    you don’t have to gnaw at it like you’re a monkey

    This is mango revisionism of the highest order! Unless you are some kind of industrialist fatcat throwing away half of the fruit you absolutely have to and should gnaw on the pit like a monkey!

    Reject Monsanto modernity! Embrace traditional monkey foodways!

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      What about using a knife to scrape? This could make Q3 calorie intake increase by 2.4% by freeing up more time to eat ants from sticks!

      Edit: just saw an article in the scientific journal Banana that states mango gnawing time would sooner be replaced by fucking, wrestling, and flinging poop, so we would actually burn more calories than consuming more 🙈