• Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 hours ago

    Future President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho graduated title belt and showboating king victor of his Planet Dew Chase Costco High AF School.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    7 hours ago

    wasn't she the pick last time, but vince was in hot water for the millionth time?

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      7 hours ago

      nope my bad, she got a smaller post running the small business association and stepped down to run Trump's PAC in 2019

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    wonder what its like to be picked for a spot they want to eliminate. oh wait, she doesnt care, she's in on the grift.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      8 hours ago

      I'm retired and I'd bet my entire life savings that the Trump administration is going to have a clearly insane grift based on vouchers or something*. Trump will say "We're gonna end the Department of Education and that's good 'cause people can use vouchers to go to better schools." And McMahon win be deeply in on it somehow. Maybe she'll call her org WWEducation.

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      Edit

      Cummunism made an excellent point.

      not even republicans like school vouchers

      They'll have to come up with a new system or maybe just different branding. My hunch is that it will be effectively vouchers but they'll give it another name like SchoolChoice or FreedomEducation something.

      • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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        8 hours ago

        not even republicans like school vouchers, plus im pretty sure that is solely a state issue for the most part? All i know is Kentucky voted against even making school vouchers an idea(it was an amendment just to approve the possibility of a plan, to allow the legislature to discuss it.) In a state as deeply red and stupid as KY i was surprised it got voted down.

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          8 hours ago

          not even republicans like school vouchers,

          Excellent point. They'll have to come up with a new system or maybe just different branding. My hunch is that it will be effectively vouchers but they'll give it another name like SchoolChoice or FreedomEducation something.

          • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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            7 hours ago

            "school choice" is already the current euphemism, they'd have to either come up with something else or just hope slapping trump's name on it pushes it over the line

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    9 hours ago

    A few minutes ago I made a joke about Hulk Hogan heading the FBI. If that happens - I better stop making jokes about Trump. I'm not even trying to use the lathe.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        5 hours ago

        "LOOK! LOOK! IMMA DOIN' THE TRUMP DANCE! EVERYBODY AT THE FBI WILL DO THE TRUMP DANCE! JESUS IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HIS COPILOT HEALIN' THE PEOPLE AND CRUSHIN' THE HATERS..."