Translation:

The Kremlin said so recently, right? Last week there were a bunch of warnings, that russia was going to target underseas cables to damage NATO-members specifically.

I thought so but was unable to find anything in 30 seconds of looking it up on the web.

The context is literally some internet cable between germany and finland being damaged.

Alternative Titles I came up with:

KREML KREML KREML KREML

IT APPEARED TO ME IN A DREAM

made-it-the-fuck-up SOURCE? MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!

GERMANS ARE A SERIOUS PEOPLE AND A SERIOUS COUNTRY

Thank you. I'll be here all night and don’t forget to tip your bartender on the way out. skeleton-wave

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
    ·
    18 hours ago

    You know the whole thingamabob about how everybody that reports cars parked on sidewalks and shit is basically a Stasi-Gestapo-Blockwart? At this point this seems like one of the more obvious projections