i roll out of bed in the morning, already wearing full tactical gear, my kevlar cocoon has kept me safe for another night.
making my way to the kitchen, i duck and weave from cover to cover, careful of the windows, as i clear the hallway and intervening guest bedroom.
i crouch beneath the oak breakfast table as i eat my scambled eggs and toast, glaring balefully at the neighbors outside cat that has come to investigate my hummingbird feeder, hand on the pistol at my side.
BBRRRZZTDINGdingDING
i whip my gun around and unload six rounds through the front door before the bell finishes.
ah shit. it was the mailman again. i put up a sign saying "please knock" but they never learn.
You never know when you need to react to an active shooter
i roll out of bed in the morning, already wearing full tactical gear, my kevlar cocoon has kept me safe for another night.
making my way to the kitchen, i duck and weave from cover to cover, careful of the windows, as i clear the hallway and intervening guest bedroom.
i crouch beneath the oak breakfast table as i eat my scambled eggs and toast, glaring balefully at the neighbors outside cat that has come to investigate my hummingbird feeder, hand on the pistol at my side.
BBRRRZZTDINGdingDING
i whip my gun around and unload six rounds through the front door before the bell finishes.
ah shit. it was the mailman again. i put up a sign saying "please knock" but they never learn.
Why’d you fucking hesitate you coward! Blast that diseased rodent away!