“Hmmm today I will eat beans on toast”

Shut the fuck up

If your British: don’t be

  • Circra [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    A full English breakfast is basically the best hangover cure in the world.

    You can basically have any combo of the following: fried mushrooms, fried slice of bread, fried eggs, beans, hash browns, saussage, bacon, black pudding (blood saussage) beans, fried beefsteak tomato, toast and a buncha other stuff Ive forgotten.

    Gets rid of the hangover and puts a healthy lining on your arteries.

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I am vegan and a self loathing Brit. But I can confirm - a full English is a thing of beauty. I hope one day there’s a vegan alternative that’s just as good

      • Woly [any]
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        4 years ago

        Just drink a quart of vegetable oil and eat a loaf of bread - same experience.

      • Circra [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah there are decent vegan replacements out there but it's a bit hit and miss. I quite like linda macartney saussages and cauldron ones. Vegan bacons a bit tricker I think

    • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      During the World Cup in 2006 the British pub near my school put on a full English for games with England or the US. It was just the best thing, giant plate of food, back bacon, glass of beer and watching England triumph 1-0 vs Ecuador. Go to class to turn in my final and return to the bar and get slaughtered before noon watching Sweden vs Costa Rica. I miss that place so much.

      • Circra [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Ah sounds lovely! Yeah a proper fryup is a thing of beauty.