Punk, lesbian, old man, trade worker. Really it's a lot of things

hanging your keys off your belt loop is maintenance coded

Both, also repair/tradesperson.

I hang mine off my tool belt.

And I am not punk.

It is all the things

I drive a Subaru. I listen to punk. I'm a straight dude. Lesbians are great. I don't do the key carabiner thing tho.

I'm neither punk nor lesbian, but I do the carabiner thing. I don't like having my keys in my pocket.

When you hang your keys on your loop;

Do you tuck them in your pocket? Or do you let them clang around all day?

How can you tolerate the clanging sound that accompanies each pace you take?

I'd go mad.

That depends; if you drive, what make is your vehicle?

It’s a functional thing and therefore a sign that one is functional, a pronounced discarding of norms.

A punk thing. Lesbians and old men can be punk.

它们一样

Well, I'm no lesbian so it must be punk.