CEOs don't wear bulletproof vests.

I guess we learn that campaigning with Liz Cheney in Michigan was a bad idea

Whatever the fuck it was, we know not to do it again.

Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin.

i didn’t learn shit, i’m just here for beanis

don't do it again, whatever the fuck we did

I learned that I was rushing, not dragging.

That sometimes, Assad really must go

I AIN'T LEARNED SHIT

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Always vote for President Howard T. Ackerman?

A language arts class in elementary school had a basket of questions that we would draw from. I always liked to rummage around blindly for the shortest one because I knew the only question that length was "What did you learn?" and answering that instead of the more straightforward questions would get on the other kids' nerves