• KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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    13 hours ago

    I have a VERY reliable anonymous source with definitive proof that the UFOs over New Jersey are actually just the Nintendo Switch 2. (I will post proof later, I promise.) /s

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      13 hours ago

      Wait, your cousin works at Nintendo and totally told you the inside scoop, too?

      • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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        12 hours ago

        Its actually my girlfriend's dad. My girlfriend lives in Canada, and she already has a PlayStation 7, and she lets me play with it every time I go to Canada.