https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/northeast/michigan-company-president-stabbing/

  • miz [any, any]
    ·
    8 hours ago

    It's been— two weeks since you hired me
    Cocked my head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
    Five days since you laughed at me, saying
    "Go find a knife, come back and stab me"

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]
      ·
      6 hours ago

      This might genuinely be the best comment I’ve ever seen on chapo dot chat.

        • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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          2 hours ago

          The Barenaked Ladies had a song with some of the lyrics of all time such as

          "Chickity China the Chinese chicken/ Have a drumstick and your brain starts clickin'"^1

          "Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic/ Like Sting, I'm tantric/ Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy/ Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films/ But if I did they'd have a Samurai"^2

          ^1 a reference to A Tribe Called Quest

          ^2 a bunch more references

          The song has an "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" style reference humour thrown at the listener in a rapid fire fashion. References ranging from Japanese cinema to classic hip hop to the Kāmasūtra to DC comics.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 hours ago

      You've made Bare Naked Ladies a worthwhile part of history. Fucking amazing post.