What the fuck is this?

This is the second night in a row that I find myself searching online to try to figure out how to play the tutorial.

I have never before for any other games had to search up how to actually do the tutorial.

I am flummoxed.

After the first few steps it doesn't tell me anything and I'm just supposed to know how to expel the armed forces from my government?

This very much feels like "draw the rest of the fucking owl"

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  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    Could be worse, back in the day the CK2 tutorial couldn't be completed at all because all the updates and DLCs made it so that the events that were supposed to happen didn't work anymore.

    • sexywheat [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      5 hours ago

      I actually suspect something similar is happening here. I did buy the "deluxe" version or whatever which came bundled with a bunch of DLC. Initially it was giving me guidance, and then it just stopped. Like an event wasn't triggered.

  • 小莱卡@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 hours ago

    You mean you didnt figure out on your own that you have to appoint a liberal extremist, boost liberal movements, reduce military wages and increase goverment wages, enact progressive reforms and reform the goverment when the armes forces become unpopular? Smh kids these days

  • LupineTroubles [he/him, they/them]
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    9 hours ago

    First rule of Victoria 3 and really any Paradox game is that there are tons of data and a lot of things happening which can be overwhelming but learning the game is just filtering out what matters from a bunch of things that don't matter. More you play the more you can realize what matters so it's easier to find out what doesn't, that's all. Can't really learn it without first playing it badly.

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 hours ago

      I tend to focus on one system at a time and start the game with a goal. That's usually a viable strategy, and after you play a game with each individual system, you can start combining your knowledge of how they work into more complex world building runs

  • peppersky [he/him, any]
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    9 hours ago

    The Street fighter 4 tutorial wants you to do frame perfect combos like less than a dozen steps in

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    11 hours ago

    There was a sale a while back that offered the opportunity to try it for free; I got some small distance into the tutorial, saw how complex the game was, and noped out forever. Stellaris is as complex as I'm willing to go.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      10 hours ago

      same, only mine hard locked while trying to loading right after install. rebooted and did it again. so I didn't even make it that far.

      I've heard it's cool, but ultimately seems like my system did me a favor lol.

      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        11 hours ago

        It's actual shame because version 2.0 was a great step forward, though in the current topic of shitty tutorials, it also introduced a lot of mechanics that are not only not explained anywhere in game but it's hard to search for them even online. Also they still didn't fix the diadochii blobs eating or allying everyone around them and blocking over half of map painting possibility in game that is purest map painting game PDX did after EU2.

        And even more damn shame about Civ BE, i actually liked this game, definitely came closest to Alpha Centauri than any other attempts (obligatory fuck Proxy Studios their games are shit).

  • Yukiko [she/her]
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    15 hours ago

    Sounds about par for the course for Paradox tutorials. Get used to using wikis and google.

  • OrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]
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    15 hours ago

    Yeah, the tutorial is not good. I learned the game by spending hours playing it, followed by watching YouTube tutorials after I had a decent grasp of the basic concepts (to better understand everything) - it's too overwhelming a game to try to understand everything all at once. All that took a whole day of my life though.

    • sexywheat [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      14 hours ago

      All I want to know at this point is how to remove a faction from my government.

      Although I'm sure once I figure that out it will be replaced by some other intractable problem.

      • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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        14 hours ago

        There should be a button labelled "reform government" and when you click it you can move factions into or out of your government by clicking on the arrows that appear next to them. You can move them around freely to see the effects, but once you confirm it some people in the faction that got kicked out will become more radical. If you have elections, you get the option to move around factions for free every time there's an election, but the factions will form parties that have to be added or removed as a group.

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        • miz [any, any]
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          8 hours ago

          a button labelled "reform government"

          rosa-shining