• Steve2 [any]
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    4 years ago

    You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.

    Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

    So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

    • Will2Live [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Steve2 and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 10/520 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 1.5%, AT BEST, at beat me.

      Then you add Will2Live to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 49/58 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66/ chance of winning, because Steve2 KNOWS he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try!

      So Steve2, you take your 49 1/3 chance, minus my 66/65% chance and you got an 0% chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 1,00,00% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 21212 per cents, I got 142221 2222/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Steve, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.