...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
A good post? At this time of the year? In this part of the internet? Localized entirely within my badposting community?
Ah! Pooper Nintendo Ielkins! That's not smoke. It's farts! Farts from the steamed ass we're having. Mmm, steamed ass!
closing door
out of character
(how can i continue this without having to spam technically? is it allowed to make a chain?)
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering beanis!
Chalmers: I thought we were having "steamed jams".
Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed yams'! That's what I call beanis.
Chalmers: You call beanis 'steamed yams'?
Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
so you call them steamed yams despite the fact they're obviously boiled
I accidentally had this happen once, I was drunkenly reheating takeaway in a wok at 3 AM because reheating Chinese food in a microwave is tedious (Half power, double the time. Who has time for that??) and I could add some other leftovers. My housemate walks in and goes "oh you made a stir fry at 3 am?" and for some reason I straight up said yes.
Several months later, she asks for my recipe for sweet & sour and I was like "oh I'm not from the part of China that does that, your Bing search is as good as mine". She goes "I saw you make it drunk!" and I honestly couldn't remember. Took a bit of back and forth for me to remember the event in question and I was like "oh no that was takeaway, I don't have the time or knowledge to velvet pork and flash fry it"
Aurora Borealis ? , um diese Jahreszeit ? um diese Tageszeit ? In diesem teil der Welt ? Ausgerechnet in ihrer Küche ?
They did something similar on Pen & Teller's Bullshit in one episode.
1 step further, this is actually a ghost kitchen and you can just dropship food from taco bell via doordash and people on grubhub think they're getting Dirt_Owl's Mexican food
