• mar_k [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    meanwhile at the DNC:

    hmm it seems our side didn't win over enough moderate conservatives. next time we simply need a few dozen more gop politicians to endorse us and find a white man who will make campaign ads more overtly racist than trump's the-democrat

    • REgon [they/them]
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      4 days ago

      Next election they'll run the newest version of Pete Buttigeg: An angry soccermom with a queer son and a thot daughter and a husband who runs the local HOA. The mom works for raytheon and she owns a large amount of those metal cups.

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        4 days ago

        She's going to have a Harry Potter bumper sticker on her oversized SUV to try and seem relatable to the voters. Not because she's really into Harry Potter, but because some campaign advisor said that a "My cat is a Ravenclaw :3" sticker resonated the most with 3 rounds of test audiences sourced from a strip mall in upstate New York.

        • REgon [they/them]
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          4 days ago

          Also she will exclusively be referred to as "the mom"

      • DancingBear@midwest.social
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        3 days ago

        That’s just it, they haven’t learned anything so they aren’t going to change anything… it’s literally going to be the same exact people from the last debates they were willing to hold. The same Pete Buttigieg, not a newer generation lol