What a complete waste of my life seeing that piece of shit fucking movie. What the fuck were they thinking.

The film did not have a single redeeming quality. Boring ass, shit ass, bullshit film. My only regret was not sleeping through more of it.

Also WHY DO AMERICANS USE FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS WHENEVER A MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN ANY COUNTRY OTHER THAN USA? WHHYY? FUCKING WHYYY. THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN ROMANIA YOU IDIOTS WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE BRITISH FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON agony-consuming

Edit: Germany? Fuck whatever, some country which notably does not have a British accent.

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    34 minutes ago

    most movies make me feel this way so when one doesn't it really shocks my system

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    Actually it was great. But I acknowledge your incorrect opinion.

  • regul [any]
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    5 hours ago

    The movie took place in Germany except for the castle and village scenes.

    British accents still don't make sense, though.

  • Ambiwar [any]
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    6 hours ago

    There's a reason they never made Nosferathree.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 hours ago

    I thought it was the best film of the past 5 years. As for the British Accent, I heard eggers wanted to but was basically told that US audiences would be unable to distinguish the accent from Orlok's and he wanted the contrast.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 hours ago

      Sounds about right. He wanted to do a more genuine accent for the VVitch as well but the child actors had a hard time with it so he had to compromise with the ol' the past is always modern English accents thing.

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    4 hours ago

    I was about to chew your ass out for insulting a classic but then I realized it was the remake I haven’t seen yet so carry on

  • imogen_underscore [it/its, she/her]
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    4 hours ago

    it's not nearly as good as the lighthouse or the witch but i enjoyed it. very pretty at least if a little boring. he does better making less plot driven, more artsy shit i think. i probably won't watch it again.

  • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    ok

    I liked it. It's set in Germany tho. At least, the city is in Germany.